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The Twelve Days of Northern Farmer Christmas

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By Cait Carpenter | Dec 23, 2014

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

Photo: Fotolia/Dogs

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … FIIIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS … four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … six Woodchuck ciders … FIIIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS … four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me .. .7/11 Slurpees, six Woodchuck ciders … FIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS … four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … eight pounds of milk, 7/11 Slurpees, six Woodchuck ciders … FIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS … four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … nine Stormy Kromers, eight pounds of milk, 7/11 Slurpees, six Woodchuck ciders … FIIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS … four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … ten cords of wood, nine Stormy Kromers, eight pounds of milk 7/11 Slurpees, six Woodchuck ciders … FIIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS … four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

Photo: Fotolia/Anterovium

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … eleven crock pots cookin’, ten cords of wood, nine Stormy Kromers, eight pounds of milk, 7/11 Slurpees, six Woodchuck ciders … FIIIIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS … four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … twelve hairy goats! Eleven crock pots cookin’, ten cords of wood, nine Stormy Kromers, eight pounds of milk, 7/11 Slurpees, six Woodchuck ciders … FIIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS … four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

Actually, he’s making me a longbow out of a ski, which is cool too, but I really could use one of those Crock pots.

Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays to all!

Photo: Fotolia/snyfer

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