Conversation over morning coffee …
Hubby (a.k.a. Peanut Gallery): GREAT … the compost needs to be buried and my back’s not in any shape to do it.
Moi: Put it outside for the raccoons.
Peanut Gallery: I haven’t seen any raccoons around in a while.
Moi (logically): Then we need to buy raccoons. I’ll put ’em on the shopping list. How many do you want?
Peanut Gallery: I’m not BUYING raccoons when they are EVERYWHERE for free.
Moi: You just said they’re NOT HERE. Hold on – I’ll call Lowe’s…
Country livin’.
You just gotta love it…
 “Where’s the garbage??”
PS – The Peanut Gallery maintains “the whole idea of BURYING garbage is to keep the raccoons from getting at it.”Â
Well, excuse me for not grasping the whole raccoon concept…
I’m a city girl – I’m still learning.
The concept of raccoons as outdoor organic garbage disposal systems seemed perfectly logical to me…Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â