My Handyman Husband: Red Green or Tim the Tool Man?

By Lisa Doucette
Published on February 3, 2010
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Some days I have to check my marriage licence to see if I really married Dave or if I married Tim the Tool Man or Red Green? (Red Green is Canada’s answer to Tim the tool man, only actually funnier if that’s possible.)

If you follow my blog you’ll notice that my hubby is a bit handy around the house and farm. And … if he can’t do it, he’ll figure out how to do it with sometimes hilarious results (case in point … “Another Hot Day”). It just amazes me how one person can have such an imagination or different ideas in one brain. Really he should have been a scientist or something. I think his talents are going to waste on the propane truck. I mean honestly … how many men do you know will build a barn from scrap wood, no design (except in his head), nothing … and who is not a carpenter and it will actually exceed building codes!

We were at a friend’s house Saturday night and our friend was having problems with something in his mink pens (they’re mink ranchers). Well, Dave just started rattling off different ways to fix the problem. From just using duct tape (Red Green special) to having someone come in and fix it by doing this, and turning this around, and splitting something etc. I could just see Dave’s brain working a mile a minute. I could also see our friend’s brain just bog down with information overload!

But living with Red Green/Tim the Tool Man can also be costly. Thank goodness I work at a hardware and building supply store. I get a half decent discount on some things. Because on the mornings he’s off I dread to hear “Honey darling, can you bring me …” I think, Oh no, not again … what is he building, remodeling or repairing today?

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