Alpaca and Llama Tales From the Barnyard

 “Awe, man, somebody ate all the good stuff,” said Frankie.

“I’ll bet it was that new girl, Minnie. She’s a pig. Have you ever seen a woman eat like that? I mean, come on.”

(the room grows silent)

“She’s right behind me isn’t she?”

“Oh! Hello, Minnie. I didn’t see you there.”  

“Yeah, I got that,” she said, “you’d best run, boy.”

Published on Feb 7, 2012

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