Bejeweled Rice Recipe

| 4/10/2011 1:41:05 PM

Tags: rice, brown rice, pineapple, maraschino cherries, almonds, calamari, Chuck Mallory,

A-photo-of-Chuck-MalloryI am always trying to force myself to like foods I don’t really like. We’re only talking side dishes here, not main courses. I am happy to live forever without things like squid, eel, and calamari – which is secret name that was invented so you won’t know the real, frightening name: octopus! 

However, unusual vegetables are all worth a try. And I’ll trick myself into thinking all starches are pretty much alike. For instance,  I know brown rice is good for you and figure that brown rice is not all that far off from being a doughnut. 

But give me sticky white rice anytime. Maybe I’m just used to it because of Chicago’s one billion Chinese restaurants that use it and deliver quickly. There is something about brown rice that is just “off,” and I’ve tried several brands and many styles of cooking it 

Generally when I want to make myself like something I add olive oil, garlic (always a great disguiser) or lots of cheese. Strong spices and chili powder work. The great evil ingredient salt comes in handy as well. But none of that really did the trick for brown rice, so I took the road not taken and decided to make it sweet. After all, brown rice is “not all that far off from being a doughnut.” 

And then I made it as simple as possible. This is so fruit-sweet it’s almost a dessert. It has a little crunch, too. I find it perfect with pork. After looking at the finished dish, it only seems appropriate to name it after a fun videogame.  

Bejeweled rice 

Nebraska Dave
4/13/2011 9:13:50 AM

Chuck, you are too funny. A brown rice doughnut? I like it. I'm not sure it would be a sellable item though. Your recipes are always .... interesting. Thanks for always introducing us to a new way to prepare food. Have a great food preparation day.

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