Something in the Water


| 5/26/2010 10:57:36 AM


Tags: Susan B. Sommer, Cabin, House,

A photo of Susan B. SommerI’ve just learned there’s something in the water in our neighborhood. It causes a disease called H1NF and typically only affects men, especially those who’ve lived here a long time. Apparently, if too many germs from this malady build up in their system, they’re forever afflicted. H1NF’s common name is House 1 Never Finished.

Remodeling frustration

The causes of H1NF are many: lack of money or time; illness or injury; 80-hour work weeks; indecision; purchase of other more pressing items such as camper, RV, ATV, snow machine, or boat; football season; fishing season; cold beer. In fact, a friend up the hill swears it’s not the water wreaking havoc with our men’s systems, but something – ahem – a little stronger. Could be. Could also be that every so often they hear a voice on the wind calling, “Hhhhoooo - this is your cabin speaking ... when are you going to build my deck? And how about that Arctic entryway you promised?” Our poor chaps. They’re pulled in all directions! I do know that whenever my hubby and I earn a little extra money, we both agree it’s more fun to use it for fixing up the cabin than our house. So I admit I’m just as guilty of fostering our case of H1NF.

Cabin improvements in progress

Friends and neighbors have come up with all kinds of creative solutions for dealing with their own H1NF condition. One married gal whose kitchen floor was bare plywood for the longest time decided to sponge paint it a nice peaceful green to simulate a mossy carpet. Though a trail has been worn into the most active corridor, the floor retains a rustic charm that matches the rest of her house.

Another friend whose home, upon initial entry, seems finished – for it sports carpet, linoleum, and blinds – reveals a few small details left off the to-do list. The window sills have lacked trim for a decade. And a while ago (as in years, not weeks), the couple cut a wall back to make more room in the dining area. The flooring there still gapes, filling with dirt and crumbs between regular vacuumings. My friend just rolls her eyes and offers us ladies more wine. While sipping, we joke about trading our men to each other for house and yard projects, since they seem more eager to tackle others’ tasks than their own (especially if there’s beer). Maybe that way we’d all end up with finished houses one day. But probably not. Guys are so easily distracted by things like tractors, sawmills, “vintage” cars, and shiny tools.

carolyn mccartney
4/13/2013 6:58:34 PM

I just found your blog while reading a Grit article. The H1NF is not unique to AK alone - we have it here in MO, too. I live in a 100 year old house that is constantly suffering from this malady. As to the 2CGC's, my husband calls me a PILOT - I pile it (my special things} around me so I can find them easily. I enjoyed your articles and look forward to the next.


frank kennedy
8/13/2010 12:58:14 PM

I've been trying to figure out where your homestead is. I 'm sure it is in south central tho. I lived in Palmer for the better part of 10 years and wish now I had never left there. Do get some beautiful veggies there with all the sunlight in the summer


susan_7
6/3/2010 11:31:53 AM

Nebraska Dave: Thanks, but we have plenty of "good" stuff in our garage already! You know, things like cans of bent nails, old hipboots, a huge boombox with double cassette player, and boxes of who-knows-what--all covered in a darkish grime and fringed with fuzz. I hear my Jeep rolling its headlights outside! Cindy: My condolences. Maybe we need a Facebook support page. :-) Susan


cindy murphy
5/29/2010 10:29:13 PM

It's definitely got to be a widespread epidemic, Susan - Hubs contracted H1NF years ago, and has been suffering from the disease since....while we are all affected from the disease's effects. And, uhm....here, I am one with the pack ratus tendencies, and am borderline Discargarageicide. Who am I kidding. I have a full blown case of it. Thanks for the chuckle. Great post.


nebraska dave
5/27/2010 8:52:11 AM

Susan, the N1NF is here in Nebraska as well. Even though I live alone and have no wife to point out my infection, I can now see from your post that I have indeed been infected. You say there is no cure? Is it a hopeless situation? I have overcome the infamous Dicaragarageicide and now have a vehicle residing in the garage. It required many painful hours of sorting and giving up good stuff. Hours of support group help were required afterward and I still have painful moments of reflection on what I had to give up to park the car in the garage. At times I relapse and backslide into my old ways, but I must not give up nor give in. It’s a daily battle to keep myself in line and not fill up the garage again with “good” stuff. Hey maybe I could build a shed for the "good" stuff and then I wouldn’t have to put it in the garage. Naaah, all ready did that and the shed is full of “good” stuff and it's still creeping into the garage. Maybe another shed. Yeah, Yeah, that’s it. I think I’ll get right on that. See ya later. Well, maybe after I work on some fun things first or someone elses project first. What do you think? I guess I'm just a hopeless case, but I have lot's of "good" stuff. Do you need some?


susan_7
5/26/2010 10:41:40 PM

Shannon - Thank you! I had fun writing it. And there's probably something in the water all over the world! :-) Oz Girl - Good luck with that! Here comes Santa Claus... Thanks for reading my blog. Susan


oz girl
5/26/2010 1:28:39 PM

Susan, I loved your post here... I'm sure all too many of us Grit bloggers could identify with this. Our kitchen is now going into its 3rd year of "unfinished-ness". It still needs trim after hubby decided instead of just repainting, to rip out walls and ceiling to the bare studs and put up new drywall and put in more outlets. It's getting there... he finally put down the new laminate flooring last Christmas vacation. :-) Perhaps this Christmas vacation will be the trim! One can keep dreaming, huh?


s.m.r. saia
5/26/2010 11:48:19 AM

This was hilarious...and all too familiar! There must be something in the water here too. :0)





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