How to Love a Rabbit


The Domestication of Cattle CaitThe first step in loving a rabbit (or playing with your food) is selecting a victim. Generally the ideal victim is one that is very calm and cuddly. This victim resides at my college's farm. Her name is Cher, and she enjoys alone time and solitude. The obvious way to make her comfortable is to cross all her boundaries and carry her around the pen like a baby. Trust me, it's fine. She loves it.


If you cannot locate a victim that will tolerate semi-extreme cuddling, find one that has no choice in the matter and cannot get away.

baby bunny

After capturing your victim, violate its personal space by checking its gender. After confirming if you are holding Sonny or Cher, proceed to inhale the rabbit. This is necessary for proper bonding.

sniff the cher

9/16/2014 8:16:23 AM

Cait, I just love your humor. A good sense of humor helps deal with many troubles in life. I can't say that I've ever sniffed a live rabbit or face planted into live rabbit fur. I hope school is going well for you and am glad you are having a good time. I'm really looking forward to hearing about the pig assault. ***** Have a great rabbit loving day.

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