Hypnotize a Chicken: Dr. Phil's Got Nothing on Me!

| 8/27/2009 11:05:30 AM

Tags: chickens, hypnotism, humor,

Chicken ManForget Dr. Phil, I can hypnotize a chicken! So, myth be told, there is a legend chickens can be hypnotized. Riiiiiight!!! And I am the Duchess Of York.

First of all, who cares? Second of all, I need to try now, and third of all, WHY? Why can a chicken be hypnotized?

Ingredients needed for hypnotism – sounds very new-agey and weird, but you need stuff.

            1 – daughter
            1 – niece
            1 – camera
            5 – chickens
            1 – place to roll around on the ground laughing – where you won’t hurt the chickens that are in their trance.

My daughter and niece proceed to go into the backyard and round up the chickens. Once in hand, they flip them over on their back, rub their chest, place them on the ground, make a mark / gesture with your finger around their heads and viola! El Chickoni is in La La Land …

Serves: As many people as you can round up.

8/31/2009 10:16:37 PM

Or a cranky neighbor, maybe that co-employee who thinks bringing a dog to work is cool and their right?

KC Compton_2
8/31/2009 4:08:33 PM

Wish that could be done with small children or my dog when he won't stop sounding the alarm every time my neighbor goes in and out of his garage. --KC

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