The Four Horsemen Bantam Roosters

| 3/4/2014 4:36:00 PM

Nancy Addie

On a warm summer weekend we had a garage sale. Hubby Chad posted awkwardly large signs all over town that Addie Acres was having another HUGE SALE. The signs welcomed folks to bring their youngsters to the farm to see the llamas and mini-horses. Past participants knew a visit to our sale also meant a variety of animal fun would follow like petting our fat little goat Dillon who likes to hug.  

Opening our doors for the sale also seemed to be an announcement that FREE animals were welcome. This time it was free ... chickens. A young couple, down on their luck, explained how they were moving in with her parents and that there was no room for the chicks in the backyard. They sweetened the deal by not only offering us the adorable chicks, but also a nice big cage, food dishes and corn grain to boot. All that FREE stuff was irresistible, especially as we all know how expensive cages can be! I said yes before the words forming in Chad’s mouth could offer the necessary wisdom on our unfolding “free animal” saga!

The chicks were still young, mostly fluff, and you couldn’t tell what breed they were yet. Unfortunately, five out of the eight chicks were Bantams and four of the five were roosters. Though they grew slightly larger in stature, they grew to terrifying proportions in machismo meanness. They hung out together like a gang of street thugs and they attacked in like manner, attempting to boss every animal in the barn regardless of the stomp risk. Their efforts to crow sounded like a Comanche war cry, only the young warrior had already fallen off his horse and been trampled. We nicknamed them the Four Horsemen, as in of the Apocalypse.

Bantams are very pretty with long tail feathers resembling autumn colors. Ours didn’t like to sleep, eat or hang with our larger flock of chickens. We would watch them strut around the yard, chasing bunnies or sleeping in defensive entrenchment under a bush. The Horsemen also didn’t care that much for us humans and, after giving former king rooster Lucifer the axe a few months before for full-talon assaults, we weren’t up to letting roosters chase us in our own backyard again! 

The Horsemen were especially annoying little birds that were no bigger than Chippie, our Chihuahua. We let them know early on that we, the people, controlled the food that happened to be stored next to the axe that we kept in their full view. After some initial ‘understandings,’ the velociraptor descendants kept to themselves that first year and, although they were a pain when pecking at our ankles, we let them stay just so we could watch their antics with the other animals. The Horsemen especially liked harassing the cats and were not afraid of them.  The felines on the other hand despised the irritants. Those ankle tall plagues would chase the cats, pecking at their behinds or stealing their Kibbles. The kitties sat high up on the hay bales to keep distance between them and, once in a while, you could hear the loud squawks and high pitched meows of battle between the competing cats and Horsemen.

They also annoyed the other Addie Acre inhabitants. The gang would sneak into goat Dillon and Sierra’s pen as goat grain was thought to be for Banties only. Once they were in, the goats were not allowed back inside without a fight. Our nightly routine included chasing the pests out so the goats could go to bed and perhaps get a nighttime snack. Our mini horses Lacy and Sparky were, as now, too busy foraging for food in their perceived perpetual state of starvation to notice. The llamas were aloof in regards to the Banties as their watchful eyes searched for anything on four legs resembling a coyote.    

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