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The Twelve Days of Northern Farmer Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

collies | Fotolia/Dogs

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On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... FIIIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS ... four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... six Woodchuck ciders ... FIIIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS ... four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me .. .7/11 Slurpees, six Woodchuck ciders ... FIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS ... four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... eight pounds of milk, 7/11 Slurpees, six Woodchuck ciders ... FIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS ... four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... nine Stormy Kromers, eight pounds of milk, 7/11 Slurpees, six Woodchuck ciders ... FIIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS ... four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... ten cords of wood, nine Stormy Kromers, eight pounds of milk 7/11 Slurpees, six Woodchuck ciders ... FIIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS ... four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

stacked wood | Fotolia/Anterovium

Photo: Fotolia/Anterovium

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... eleven crock pots cookin', ten cords of wood, nine Stormy Kromers, eight pounds of milk, 7/11 Slurpees, six Woodchuck ciders ... FIIIIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS ... four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... twelve hairy goats! Eleven crock pots cookin', ten cords of wood, nine Stormy Kromers, eight pounds of milk, 7/11 Slurpees, six Woodchuck ciders ... FIIIIIIVE GOLD STAR HENS ... four snow tires, three collie dogs, two pairs of gloves, and a Chevy Silverado HD!

Actually, he's making me a longbow out of a ski, which is cool too, but I really could use one of those Crock pots.

Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays to all!

slow cooker | Fotolia/snyfer

Photo: Fotolia/snyfer