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Dear New (non-farmer) Boyfriend

Dear M,

Thank you for having chosen me to be your girlfriend. I look forward to us spending lots of time together in the barn, the woods, and the garden. However, I feel there are a few things I should mention before this goes any further:

JessonbedI'll let you figure the rest out on your own. You will be greatly rewarded with pie if these rules are honored. If they aren't, well, I can castrate a pig in fifteen seconds.

Love,

Cattle Cait