Parallel Friends

Parallel Sign

Rustic Russ and I love it when people “get it.”

Russ feeding the horses

When they understand why we live the way we do.

Our big boy Raz's feet

Why we would rather spend money on our horse’s hooves, than go to a fancy restaurant.

Our Mustang Nauish's feet

It’s what we do.

Rolling hay bale off the truck

It’s how we roll.

And if you are reading this, I bet you “get it” too.

You understand what it feels like to step into nature, have it grasp your heart, your throat, and punch you with a feeling so strong, of raw emotion, it makes you sit down on the nearest stump.

Our friend, AC (Animal Control) Ellen is one of our Parallel Friends.

This past weekend, AC Ellen picked up her new pigs.

This is not a new endeavor. AC Ellen raises her own pork.

She opted for the 80-pound models this year, whereas, Rustic Russ and I will be getting the little buggars who are just weaned from Mama.

As the story goes, AC Ellen hauled them home, unloaded the trailer and got them secure in their nice new surroundings.

Then...the fun began.

Ellen with new Mustang

You see, AC Ellen’s new Mustang had never seen pigs before.

Never heard pigs before.

The horses started dancing.

The pigs started dancing.

And they weren’t dancing together.

One of the pigs decided to make a run for it, bolting out of his enclosure, right through the horse pasture.

Chaos ensued.

AC Ellen, being the non-panicky type, stepped into the barn for a scoop of oats to coax the pig back to his enclosure.

Upon coming back out of the barn, two seconds later, the new pig was gone.

Disappeared.

The search was on.

Hours passed.

Early evening turned into night.

A night void of hope for finding the pig.

Light illuminates the cabin

As AC Ellen was getting ready to turn off her light and call it a day, she said a silent prayer for the pig, who was out among the coyotes.

She wondered how this pig was going to find his way back.

Back to a place he inhabited for less than a minute before bolting out of sight.

Then, the dogs in the dog yard went off.

If you are a musher, you know the different sounds of the dog yard.

This particular canine cacophony prompted AC Ellen to run outside in her P.J.’s, grabbing the headlamp off the hook by the door as she ran.

As she scanned the dog yard, she saw it.

It was the pig. He had returned.

He was frozen, standing in the middle of the dog yard.

There was only one thing AC Ellen could do.

Get out the lasso. The lariat. The essential tool of a Cowgirl.

It was nearing midnight when tiny AC Ellen began swinging the lasso with one hand, as the other hand was still out of commission from a surgery a week prior. A surgery she opted to have sans anesthetic, by the way.

Even one-handed, she still manages to snag the pig.

Every dog in the county reacted to the sound.

Squealing pig, dogs barking.

AC Ellen said he was like a salmon on the line. She reeled him in a foot at a time. One handed.

Yes, we love our Parallel Friends.

The ones who “get it”.

Ellen in homestead cabin

The ones who dash outside in the middle of the night in their pajamas, doning a headlamp, to lasso a pig with one hand tied behind their back.

Until tomorrow ~ God willing, and God bless our Parallel Friends,

Woodswoman

Weebles the Piglet: Part 2

Barnyard pigs

A coffee with the horses“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” – Sir Winston Churchill

Pigs get a bum rap.

They are possibly the cleanest animal on the farm.

They are strong.

They can be a watch dog of sorts – they bark at strangers.

They play.

And they are extremely smart. Actually, smarter than a dog.

So when Polly gave birth to her little ones, I knew we were going to have a delightful experience. Similar to a litter of puppies, minus the puppy breath. (And who doesn’t get intoxicated on puppy breath?)

But, like any living creature taken into our custody, they require our care.

In reading about piglets, the outlook was bleak. The survival rate was determined by so many factors. Piglets cannot get cold – not even a slight chill.

Also, they may suffocate or be crushed by their mother’s weight. The stories I read told of entire litters being snuffed out due to these factors. Still, we refused to be a statistic.

First came the clipping of the teeny-tiny razor sharp wolf teeth. This is a necessity if you want your sow to be comfortable and nibble free. It also cuts down on injuries when the little ones start playing rough with their littermates.

However, clipping wolf teeth is easier said than done. We waited until Day 2, then took one little piglet at a time. I held the piglet and Rustic Russ maneuvered the clippers (a.k.a Leatherman). We learned real fast that we had to act quickly. Polly was making attempts to hurdle the pen and come pay us a visit. Bear aren’t the only protective mothers in the forest.

By Day 3 the piglets were getting extremely mobile. They were also starting to form distinct personalities.

Names were being formed. I opted for women and men of the Bible. Esther white with spots, Ruth the little Blonde, Naomi the red with black spots, Phoebe the red with white stripe, Jacob the white spotted male, and so on.

We had decided we would be castrating all but one of the males.

We chose Daniel as a future boar. Daniel was the first little piglet born to Polly. He was also the largest. He was beautiful – a rust shade of red similar to that of an autumn leaf. He was magnificent.

We named him Daniel because he was daring. While we were busy with the other piglets on birthing day, he would venture up to his mother’s face to nuzzle. Me, being frantic about her grabbing him in her mouth for a frustrated tasty morsel, kept telling him to escape danger. “Run, piglet, run!” However, the minute I looked away for a second, he ambled right back up to her face.

After the drama of the birthing was done, I recall telling Rustic Russ that the first born reminded me of Daniel in the Lion’s Den. So the name stuck. He grew to be a beautiful red boar with an adventurous personality.

Once weaned and ready to leave our farm, he went to Animal Control Ellen’s, who coordinated with her friend, and fellow gentleman pig farmer ... who also happens to be our local Sheriff, Dan Bean, to have our Daniel eventually father a litter with their chosen stock.

And as you would know it, Rustic Russ and I ended up buying Daniel’s offspring from Sheriff Bean when they were ready for sale. We bought two gilts (females) and a boar. We named them Cicely, Roslyn and Maurice. (Our “Northern Exposure” trio.) They were good stock – from our Daniel. And decendants from our Polly and Bacon.

Farm life is tough. It is about caring. It is about walking out into the cozy barn in the dead of winter with a mixture of warm oatmeal, honey, bread and milk for them to slurp up and nod in appreciation, and then giving them a scratch behind the ears or rub on the rump before retreating from the barn, back out into the cold.

Pigs in winter

The caring starts from Day 1. As it did with Weebles.

Weebles was named before the others due to his immediate need for nurture. Not a name from the Bible. It was a name from the Heart.

As the early days passed, we watched Weebles with hope. At first he appeared to rally. It wasn’t that he was a runt. I would say Ruth was the actual “runt” of the litter. She was a runt, but perfect in every way. Weebles simply wasn’t healthy. He was the one out of ten that failed.

As days passed, we knew Weebles wouldn’t be growing to be a magnificent pig like his siblings. We did what we could to make sure he was comfortable. He was. He was with his mother and siblings like he should be.

Upon arriving home from work one day, I was greeted by Rustic Russ who displayed a quiet reserve. I’ve come to know that means he is waiting for an opportunity to talk about some important issue in the day’s events. He told me Weebles had died earlier in the day.

Later that night, after an especially quiet dinner, I had learned Rustic Russ buried Weebles in the special place in the woods reserved for our beloved dogs and Cali, our 16+ year-old cat.

It seemed fitting. He was only here for a short time, but wiggled into our hearts, just like he snuggled into the depths of the Carhartt jacket the night Rustic Russ carried him from barn to cabin, and back to barn again, on that opening day of deer season on a cold November day.

Until tomorrow ~ God willing,

Woodswoman




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