Hoop House Construction Continues

KC ComptonWork on the high tunnel greenhouse continued today, after several delays due to wind. Trying to wrangle large sheets of plastic in the spring winds of Kansas isn't anyone's idea of fun.

I still wonder how aforementioned plastic is going to hold up to aforementioned wind, but other farmers in our neighborhood have these very same structures and swear by them, so we shall see.

Hoop house interior

Next: planting heirloom tomatoes! Followed eventually by eating and canning heirloom tomatoes. Yesss!

Hoop house with helpful dog

And in this photo, you'll see a certain little blonde dog busily helping the Fieldstone crew by running circles around them as they wrestled plastic. He also helped the geese get in the water by chasing them to water's edge and the cat get in the barn by charging her as she emerged to stretch in the sunshine. CP is a very helpful dog.

Photos by Nancy Krause.

Hoop House Construction Halted

KC ComptonThis structure might look a little unsightly to the casual observer, particularly in its current unfinished state. To me, it’s gorgeous because it represents ... TOMATOES!!! Lots and lots of tomatoes. 

My neighbor, Ken Krause, has studied the market, tested the waters and jumped in to the heirloom tomato business this spring. The hoop house (also known as a high-tunnel greenhouse, I believe) will give him a jump-start on the tomatoes’ life-cycle, free of disruption by Kansas’ wacky spring and early summer weather. Aforementioned weather can include, but is not limited to, snow, sleet, wind, frost, hot sun, and rain that dumps out of the sky all at once instead of pattering gently on the landscape.

Hoop house at current state

It was the latter that has kept the hoop house in this state of construction for more than a week. Last Thursday the skies opened and, off and on for several hours, “rain bands” whooshed through. They seemed more like flood bands because they absolutely drenched the landscape, then drenched it again and again.

A Kansas sunrise over the water

I should have taken some photos the next day but I would have had to wear hip waders.  The row boat, which is usually moored on a little dock on the north side of the big pond, ended up in the second row of trees in the orchard – on the south side of the pond. 

What this meant for the hoop house project was essentially a standstill because the ground was so soaked that even a ladder would sink into the muck – and don’t even think about what the cherry-picker would do in all that mud and mire. 

The weather’s given us a little break this week, however, and the guys are supposed to be back today to finish putting the plastic over the high tunnel’s ribs. Good thing – a couple hundred little baby tomato plants arrived yesterday and they won’t live forever on top of Nancy’s big freezer.

Darn that Cat

Honestly, I wasn't looking for adventure on Sunday. I have a sore throat and only wanted to hang out under the covers. Sometimes, though, Life is fired at you point blank and all you can do is respond. 

I am talking about the All-Day-Sunday Mouse-in-the-House Darn-that-Cat adventure, in which Ace of Kittens, a.k.a. "Mighty-Hunter-Who-You-Callin'-Tabby," insisted on being let in the house just after I'd let him out by the dawn's early light. Last night, I had seen him silhouetted by my neighbor's security lamp, pouncing and missing, pouncing and missing something that I thought might be either a mouse or a frog. Since it's a little early for frogs, my bets were on mouse, and indeed, as I got closer, he had a little fur-ball cornered and was about to dispatch of it. 

I scooped Ace up and said, "You'll be back to fight another day, Zorro." Evidently he took me quite seriously because as soon as the sun started pinkening the sky, Ace had to go outside, and within 20 minutes, was scratching to get back in. I should have known we had an issue when I opened the door and he didn't instantly dart inside chirping and whirring as he usually does (cats so rarely actually say "Meow"), but instead darted away for a moment and then dashed in past me and into the living room. Immediately I saw that he had gone back and finished what he'd started. There was the mouse, in my living room, and as Ace looked up to say, "Cool, huh? Who's your hunter, who's your hunter?" the mouse saw his or her opportunity and made a break for it.

I chased the mouse into my office, followed by Ace, who was followed by my older Dog Bob, who might be blind and deaf but is a terrier to the bitter end and knew in whatever terrier way they do that a mouse needed catching in his territory. The mouse, of course, had other plans and instantly went under my bookcases. So Ace and Bob staked out the bookcases and I went back to bed, where a perfectly rational CockerPoodle, CP, was still sleeping soundly over his cache of my socks that he had cadged from the laundry basket, an obsession that's fodder for another story altogether. 

I fell back asleep and when I woke up, I tossed all the boys out - CP, Ace and Bob - to play in the sunshine while I visited with my cousin Janet out in California over coffee. As we were a few minutes into our phone conversation, I whispered, "Janet, I have to go right now. The mouse in my house has come out and I have to capture him." I grabbed a nearby towel, sneaked up on the mouse, tossed the towel in my best wildlife roundup fashion and was just getting ready to yell, "Crikey!" when the mouse slipped from the towel, jumped to the floor, landed on my foot and scurried quickly up my sock, where he dug in his little paws and held on for what must have been a very wild ride. I hopped around my living room, trying to dislodge the mouse, then worried that if I did, I'd step on him. So then I stood in the middle of my rug shaking my pant leg and my ankle in a very bizarre hiphop turn. And even as I was doing it, I was ROFLMAO at how completely idiotic I would have looked if anyone other than me and the mouse had been present. 

Finally, I resumed jumping, which dislodged the mouse and sent him scurrying into the kitchen, where I imagine there is enough spilled cat kibble behind the chest of drawers that he could grow to a comfortable old age without ever even having to forage. So I let the animals in and called Janet back. We had resumed our conversation when the mouse decided to make a run for it, came out from behind the dresser and headed for the patio door. The cat sprang, Bob tried to spring, which isn't easy since his back legs barely work, and CP sat on a pillow on the couch looking mildly interested, but determined to guard my blue sock, which he had nabbed as soon as I sat down to change clothes a few minutes earlier. 

This time, I calmly finished my conversation with Janet and decided to let the animals help with the roundup. The mouse had run into my laundry room and with Bob on one side of the door and Ace on the other, I could tell Mr. Mouse was cornered. Casting about for an appropriate instrument of capture, I spied the orange plastic colander, ca. 1976, that I have moved with me for three decades in my meanders around the country. So I got on the other side of the door, Ace chased the mouse behind my spare packages of toilet paper, I quickly opened up a toilet paper "door" and threw down the colander upon the frantic mouse. A-HA! I could see his fur through the holes in the colander. Success!

Now I was in a pickle. I didn't want to pick him up and I was afraid the cat would turn over the colander if I left it there. So, I put one foot on top of the colander and scooted it along the kitchen floor about three yards to the point where I could reach my flexible plastic cutting board. The poor mouse must have felt like a little tumbleweed under that colander. "Be cool, little Mousie," I said soothingly. "I'm trying to help you..." I don't think it made much difference.

I slipped the plastic under the colander, lifted it up in one swift move and, while Bob and Ace were converging on the spot where the mouse had been, I carried him over to the patio, ran him out to the fence and let him go. He looked up at me in great confusion for a minute, in a mousie version of Post Traumatic Consternation. I said, "You're on your own now, Toots," and scooped him over to a hole under the fence. 

Last I saw he was headed east, back for exactly the same spot Ace found him last night, and Ace and Bob were running around the house, sniffing madly at all previously visited mouse haunts. CP, of course. was guarding socks. 

Ooblah-di, ooblah-dah. Life goes on ... 

Propane Blues

KC ComptonIt's all fun and games out here where I live, until the propane runs out. And a general rule of the universe is that propane doesn't run out on balmy days. It waits patiently until the coldest days of the year, then pffffffttttt, it's gone.

I hear you out there saying, "Well, duh. It runs out because you use it on cold days." But I know these propane tanks are awash in bad intentions, lurking and biding their time for the perfect opportunity to demonstrate their importance in our lives. 

My propane tank, for example, found its window of opportunity on Saturday, when the daytime temps hit the mid-teens and we don't even want to talk about the night time. I had no idea the tank was even low. Having had it topped off in early January, I figured I was set until next fall.

Ha! Wrong-o, Chuck-o. I just happened to check it when I took the dogs out for our speed walk (when the thermometer goes below, say, 25, I find my daily walks become daily zips).  Imagine my shock when the gauge hovered at 3 percent full rather than the 30 or so I was anticipating. This was an emergency. My neighbors have told me what happens when the propane tank gets completely empty and ... well, I really have no idea what they said, but I know it's very bad and the worst part of it is that it ticks off the propane guy. One thing you never want to do is tick off the propane guy.

So I lived under my comforter for the weekend, assisted by two space heaters that did just fine until I took a shower and decided to dry my hair and blew the circuit. Note to self: do not plug in two space heaters and hair dryer in same vicinity. Spread the joy.

One can live fairly comfortably under a comforter, I've discovered, if one has two dogs and a cat to drape over the oneself. Getting them to stay still and on the bed is the challenge, of course, but I think my guys were also feeling the weather a bit and were fairly happy to hunker. I was just glad the dogs were at a relatively clean phase of their lives, since a lot of mud and mess come and go on their coats on a consistent basis.

At any rate, I called the propane guy first thing Monday morning. My neighbors love me enough to give me his secret, special cell phone number. And, I have to say, I came this close to ticking off the propane guy. But something in the sheer sniveling wretchedness of my delivery defrosted his chilly heart and he agreed to come out that afternoon and fill 'er up. My bank account, of course, depleted in direct proportion, but at least I'm set until next fall.

If we want a philosophical takeaway from this experience, I also think it's an important education to be faced unequivocally with one's energy consumption. I thought I had been fairly conservative in my energy use, but plainly, I have another think coming.

Or maybe a leak.




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